story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
There are two identical-looking people sleeping on the subway
Are you trying to say black people look the same!?
5ave:
reblog the creator
that just sold us
why David WHY
I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT I USED TO CALL U MY FATHER
u fukin let us down david
bye
disgrace.
Does anyone else feel like a prostitute? Being “sold” for 1.1 billion dollars. Damn we are worth a lot of $$ tho
The first day of the school year: I will study and be a good student this year!
five minutes later: (ﾉ⊙‿⊙)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
